May the force be with you.

This is an official reproduction of real Light Sabers from Star Wars.





"Real lightsabers?" UH HUH!

These are the most fantastic, geek-ified, super-nerdo awesome gifts with rad features like....

-Glowing blades that ignite with realistic power-up and down effects. (I'll take the green one, please.)
-Authentic sound effects digitally recorded from the movie. (So you can stop making those sounds yourselves. Don't lie, you were totally doing it.)
-Four motion sensor controlled sound effects- Power-up, idle hum, clash, and power-down. ('That's why they can get away with charging about a hundred bones for these mugs.)
-Durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber. (Thank you for that clarification official website.)

And, almost as important as the sound effects, the thing comes with a custom-designed display stand when you need a break from dueling! Are you seeing how cool these are?




*For those of you who responded to this post with something like. "How can lightsabers be real? 'Star Wars' isn't real."
I just have nothing to say to you.