June 7, 2007

May the force be with you.

This is an official reproduction of real Light Sabers from Star Wars.

"Real lightsabers?" UH HUH!

These are the most fantastic, geek-ified, super-nerdo awesome gifts with rad features like....

-Glowing blades that ignite with realistic power-up and down effects. (I'll take the green one, please.)
-Authentic sound effects digitally recorded from the movie. (So you can stop making those sounds yourselves. Don't lie, you were totally doing it.)
-Four motion sensor controlled sound effects- Power-up, idle hum, clash, and power-down. ('That's why they can get away with charging about a hundred bones for these mugs.)
-Durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber. (Thank you for that clarification official website.)

And, almost as important as the sound effects, the thing comes with a custom-designed display stand when you need a break from dueling! Are you seeing how cool these are?

*For those of you who responded to this post with something like. "How can lightsabers be real? 'Star Wars' isn't real."
I just have nothing to say to you.

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